Grab your tin hat and hold onto your incense — May 2025 has served up some cosmic comedy with a sprinkle of “Wait… did that really happen?” vibes. Let’s start with the slap-happy highlights, stir in some astrology, and add a twist of numerology. Yes, we’re going full Mystic Meets CNN.
🇫🇷 Macron: Slapped Then Shoved?
Let’s rewind the tape.
On June 8, 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron was slapped in the face during a walkabout in Tain-l’Hermitage, southeastern France. The man who slapped him yelled a royalist war cry, “Montjoie Saint Denis!” before giving him a real-time emoji reaction across the jaw.
Fast-forward to May 25, 2025 — Macron lands in Vietnam with his wife Brigitte. As the airplane door opens, she appears to shove him in the face. Lightly? Playfully? Passive-aggressively? That’s for the body language experts to decode. But the video clip has gone viral, and the internet did not disappoint. Memes bloomed faster than May wildflowers.
🚀 Elon Musk: A Black Eye and a Curious Story
Now let’s talk about Elon Musk, who strolled into the Oval Office on May 30, 2025, sporting a black eye.
When asked, Elon reportedly said:
“My son punched me in the face.”
Naturally, the internet raised one collective eyebrow. I mean… really?
The timing is eyebrow-raising too: Musk and Donald Trump seem to be parting ways politically after a recent fallout over AI regulation and social media platforms. So, was it a punch from the kid — or a metaphorical black eye from a deeper power struggle?
(Or did someone just forget to duck during jiu-jitsu? We may never know.)
🌕 Astrological Energy of the Week
Ah yes, the skies! Always serving drama with precision.
Full Moon in Sagittarius: Peaked on May 23, 2025. Sagittarius rules truth, justice, and blunt honesty — a recipe for truth bombs, confrontations, and things being exposed (like… bruises).
Mars in Cancer: Emotional reactions and power plays at home. Musk blaming a family squabble? Mars says “sure.”
Mercury out of shadow: Communication speeds up, but misunderstandings still ripple from the retrograde earlier in May.
Pluto in Aquarius: Power, technology, rebellion. Musk and Trump beefing during this shift? Right on schedule.
🔢 Numerology of the Key Dates
Let’s break down the math — the energetic blueprint behind the dates:
June 8, 2021 (Macron Slap) = 6 + 8 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 1 = 19 → 1+9 = 10 → 1
→ Number 1 = Leadership, ego, independence. A test of authority.
May 25, 2025 (Macron Vietnam Push) = 5 + 2 + 5 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 5 = 21 → 2+1 = 3
→ Number 3 = Communication, creativity, public image. Hello, viral moment.
May 30, 2025 (Musk Black Eye) = 5 + 3 + 0 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 5 = 17 → 1+7 = 8
→ Number 8 = Power, karma, consequences. Financial and ego shocks.
👁️ Symbolism of the Black Eye
Let’s be real. In conspiracy circles, a black eye isn’t just a bruise — it’s a symbol. “Black Eye Club” whispers float around the internet, linking elite figures seen with facial bruises to secret societies or shady initiations.
Now, we’re not saying Elon had a candlelit handshake in a Masonic basement… but the timing, combined with power shifts and the celestial forecast, does raise a question or two.
😂 Final Thoughts: A Smack-Down from the Universe?
Whether it’s Macron getting woman-handled by his wife or Musk showing up with a suspicious shiner, one thing is clear: May’s energy is not playing around. Public image, truth, and power dynamics are all being served — sometimes literally — in the face.
Next time someone says astrology and numerology are fluff, just show them this week’s headlines.
